The Rest of my Life....

From what I can gather, I am a retail genius of some sorts. My talent , however, does not work in the traditional sense that one would believe it to work. One would believe that a self proclaimed retail genius would have the ability to sell everything and anything. My talent on the other hand, seems to function in the favour of the customer and not in the favour of those signing my paycheque. I think the correct term would be "Retail Idiot Savant". It seems that I have the ability to talk a potential customer out of buying the 1200$ diamond ring, they had their hearts set on, and instead steer them into the direction of the 120$ cubic zirconia. I can spend hours talking to a customer about their lives and get to know them, and then talk them into realizing they do not need that ring but instead should spend their money on something else. I am not cut out for a career in retail. I think the closes thing to retail that I seem to excel at is shopping.

So is my life and the trials and tribulations of one Wacky girl at the Hudsons Bay Company.